Okay, now that's settled. Time to update on a few things:
First, I finished Matt's taxes just in the nick of time and figured a refund of about $87,798,909.59. Matt asked me to do them again, thinking I made some sort of error. So I did and calculated a refund of $97,798,909.59. So Matt allowed me to send it in to the IRS, in spite of the fact that this figure is almost twice Matt's annual income. So far we've not heard from the IRS, but Matt is ever hopeful of receiving a check soon.
On Matt's birthday, which he graciously shares with me (just not the cake),...he got a cake. And I got a tin of albacore tuna. I guess we were both happy with that.
Today, Matt and I are on vacation in an undisclosed location in the Chicago area where I am held up in a car in the shade, and Matt is touring various churches downtown. He'll have pictures on his own blog as the days progress.
Sorry it's been so long since anyone has heard from me. Matt and I will try to do better...