BUSTER: Okay, so whose that talkin'? Is it you?
MATT: Does it sound like me?
BUSTER: No, I guess not. He drawls too much.
MATT: That's right. It's not me. Its some guy named John Hawkins from Right Wing News. He did a good job with this, I think.
BUSTER: Yeah, he di--- whoops! What's that about children and puppies? Children scare me...and I can't stand those idiot drooling canines at any age!
MATT: Hmmm.... Not to worry. It says "...people who hate children and puppies. You aren't people.
BUSTER: (looking suspiciously at Matt) You trying to tell me something?
MATT: (rolls eyes) Nope.