MATT: Sorry to bother you, bud.
MATT: Yes,...I am. Enjoying the good life?
MATT: Okay, I'll leave you alone for a bit.
BUSTER: Great idea.
MATT: Oh, and one more thing....
MATT: Happy Anniversary!
BUSTER: Oh yeah?
MATT: Yep,...it's been exactly two years since I adopted you from a life of squalor at the Easton, PA shelter (SPCA).
BUSTER: Oh,...the nut-house. Yes, I remember. I wonder if Cookie is still there. She used to growl when she got picked up....otherwise very friendly.
MATT: Yes, I remember....Would you like to go back and visit your friends?
BUSTER: Heck no! Most of them probably got sent to Korean restaurants by now.
MATT: They don't do that!...But some who weren't adopted....I dunno....maybe they had to...you know.
BUSTER: Yes,...I know...(puts paw to throat and makes gagging noise). I remember I was there almost a year before I got chosen.
MATT: Yeah. Must've been all that dry heaving you were doing.
BUSTER: Hairballs! They were hairballs and I couldn't bring them up. I must've looked awfully good otherwise....for you to choose me.
MATT: Yep,...a combination of looks and personality. Besides,... you chose me, too. That's the main thing I was looking for.
BUSTER: Well, I was desperate.
MATT: I see.