BUSTER: Ahhh. Finally home....up in my crow's nest. The only thing better would be if I had a crow with me to chew on. *Sigh*
MATT: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
BUSTER: (commanding) Out with it!
MATT: Yes, master. (laughing) You know, you're making this easier to tell you.
BUSTER: (seriously) What is it?
MATT: Fred Thompson withdrew from the campaign. His numbers were pretty bad in South Carolina, so he dropped out.
BUSTER: (disbelief) HE DIDN'T!
MATT: He did. In fact he did it almost two weeks ago.
BUSTER: Two weeks ago?!?!? Why didn't you tell me sooner?
MATT: You weren't feeling well, and I figured I'd better wait 'til we get back into town and get settled in.
BUSTER: Oh, is THAT what you thought? (deeply offended) You know, I would've wanted to call him with my condolances or send him a message or something...
MATT: Yeah, that was the other reason...I guess.
BUSTER: I'm not talking to you anymore! (turns his back)
MATT: Aw, come on...
Right about here was supposed to be a short video of me in my crow's nest ignoring Matt. Unfortunately both You-Tube and Blogger failed to allow us to post this video. It wasn't too long or obscene. We don't know what the heck their problems were. Sorry.