For the past 3 months or so I've been doing a lot of sneezing and.... Yeah, another health issue, okay? I know, it's all I talk about. But I'm almost 11 years old now so that's all I think about. Sorry if I'm boring you or grossing you out.....
Where was I? Sneezing, that's right. Okay, I was doing a lot of sneezing. And sometimes when I do that the fluid that goes shooting from my nose gets all creamy and snotty. And it goes everywhere because I shake my head when I sneeze. Sometimes I wind up with it on my whiskers, sometimes on my legs, my back, or even on top of my head. It's really disgusting, so Matt gives me a pill twice a day for a week or two to get rid of it: Clavamix or something like that.
But with two tries with that drug that's suppose to kill the germs making me sneeze, nothing was happening. Matt says I built up a resistance to it. So he kept wrapping me in a towel and not using the A/C so much. But even that didn't help. So I got to go to the ...VET... today.
Now I don't get this, but considering the snot was coming out my nose, she didn't spend a lot of time up front. No, she had to fiddle with the back end. First I was held down for unspeakable crimes against my ...well, where I got my temperature checked. Then I was held down again and a big ol' needle was stuck in my hip, like that's where the snot came from. It's all a mystery to me. I think I put up quite a fight as to make all furry creatures proud, because it was very painful getting stuck with that thing. But tonight I'm supposed to feel better and the snot disappears. In the meantime I'm walking with a slight limp. Try not to stare.