Monday, May 3, 2010

Naked Picture Of Jane Fonda!!!

Although I am ashamed to do this, it is needed to bolster my readership after a long hiatus. Yes, I have a naked picture of Jane Fonda. Here she is in all of her glory.

She looks kinda angry, like she hasn't been petted in a while. Perhaps some hairball treats are in order, as she looks rather unkempt. I would expect her to lick herself to smooth her fur. I doubt she could reach her own butt. I can reach mine, though. All a part of being a superior feline like myself. I wonder what kind of litter she uses... Perhaps I should inquire on her website...if I can find it without opposing thumbs...

She also looks rather cold, like someone stole her raincoat. Poor, poor girl. That must be what turned her from a fun-loving sex kitten to an angry, man-hating feminist, so angry in fact that she hated our soldiers to the point of betraying them in a visit to North Vietnam during the war. That's what Matt says, anyway, and insists he saw it on the History Channel.

3 comments:

The Lee County Clowder said...

Maybe she is just angry because she is starting to suspect that this photo is going to be the high point of her actress career.

Barbarella Lover said...

that's sultry, not angry, and that's one kitty I'd pet all the time! As for her acting career, she has 3 oscars, if not more.

Buster Kitty said...

I dunno... Even Al Gore has one of those Oscar things. So what does that prove? Politics politics politics.